The Mormon That Was Always Late

Talking about the satanist reminded me of the mormon. For sake of how opposite they are and perhaps some would assume certain qualities attached to one type. Many, many, many years before the satanist. I was a virgin, I dated a guy who lived up the road from me and I went to school with. How did I even meet him? I truly cannot remember, I do remember going to church with him. The mormon church. I am not sure why I dated him, I couldn’t stand him as a person. He lived a ten minute walk from me, but would be an hour late for hang outs. Including my 15th birthday party. I resented him for that at the time. We would wrestle and I would aggressively tickle him. He was 5’9, and bounced around with his hands in his pockets, arms stiff. He dresses like an old man, or hipster by later fashion standards. Shaped like a pencil, bouncing like tigger. His last name was Rose which I found fetching. We didn’t do anything beyond kissing. I would clean his room out of boredom and lecture him how messy he was.

I would listen to marilyn manson casually and he got addicted to the music. My fault and against his religion. Ya huh. Blame the goth girl. Manson is a satanist, although I don’t think he quite takes it too seriously. That and from what I know it is more about personal power and accountability. I could be wrong. Around the mormon, I would drink coca cola, as a mormon you aren’t supposed to drink caffeine. Oh, my fault he apparently began drinking it. I never encouraged him to do the things he did. I was myself, existing, and he was influenced, but blamed me entirely for his actions. Back then I didn’t even swear and I was this shy, baffling innocent goth thing. I didn’t even ever see his cock, frankly the mere thought of it even now makes me gag.

I dumped him for a gay, well bi-sexual, but more gay than bi, guy to lose my virginity to. I wanted my first time to be to someone I didn’t love as I believed strongly in that if you loved the person you lose your virginity to you would be emotionally attached and thus stuck. I got known amongst people I knew as the girl who lost her virginity to a gay guy. I think i’ve dated a few gay guys and well, some bi-sexual too. But, perhaps some gay guys refusing to be themselves. This one was absolutely gay, and open about it, but would also fuck girls. But I would not say he is bi-sexual. His grandma banned me from their household for being a bad influence and he is the one who introduced me to BDSM and threesomes. Oh the IRONY. More on him another day.

Moving on, the mormon ended up fucking a homeschool classmate of mine a short while after I dumped him. I have no idea how they even met given she was still homeschooling, he and I were in public school, and he didn’t know I knew her from when I was homeschooled. However, can’t blame that sin on me, boy.

The Marketer and Ex-Stripper

The Lovers Diary IX,

I fucking love him, in the most platonic way. I first met the ex-stripper about seven years ago. He is 6’2, gorgeous black thick hair, big and bearish, fit, and giant features EVERYWHERE, top to bottom. Big eyebrows, big nose, huge smile, big chest, huge cock, legs, everything is delicious. He is hairy, in that cuddly perfect amount. I saw him on a dating site and had to have him. I felt he was out of my league, but couldn’t stand the possibility of not trying to capture him. He responded delightfully, professionally, he is one of the biggest ethical sluts I know and I’ve always admired that about him. He has been in an ethically open relationship, living apart from his long term blonde girlfriend for about five or six years I think now. We don’t talk unless it is for hooking up. When I am in a relationship he leaves me alone and I love that about him. I message him and we pick up instantly where we left off. His enthusiasm and emotional stability matches nobody else I’ve met.

He came from the East Coast, and despite when he was a stripper he never drinks. He didn’t drink. He has quietly, confidently, been climbing his industry in marketing the last years and he truly is what I see as a prime example of a slutty man who doesn’t leave ashes of women behind. I’m pretty shy, and he would drag me into thrills of lust I am not used to. Vibrator? What in the actual fuck is this. He was the first. His experience in many areas trumps mine, he is the only person I have ever met more experienced than me. Or more accurately, more well-rounded in his experiences. For as experienced I am in sexual escapades, I have a great deal of gaps and inexperience’s in areas.

He goes down once, twice, he makes sure the ecstasy of pleasure is screaming from deep within you. He fucks from behind, obviously, and he loves missionary. He is the only person I have actually enjoyed calling me good girl in bed or acting “daddy”. He loves the way I suck his big cock and I am honestly surprised he was never in porn. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if he has been. I will ask at some point.

He has a huge pregnancy fetish, I remember one time we hung out and he gushed how beautiful pregnant women were. I always enjoyed about him he had a vasectomy quite young. He knew he never wanted to be a daddy. Just a kinky daddy. He just loved pregnant women, but not children. I didn’t understand until I became pregnant myself. Of course, I immediately messaged him because I knew he would be so fucking excited. A stark contrast to bb daddy in his, “why are you keeping the bb again?” We were never in a relationship, bb daddy was, I had thought, my friend of several years. The day I found out, sitting frozen in my bathroom with the positive test hyperventilating, I called bb daddy and told him. Three weeks later, I told and saw my loving and warm stripper. Probably the same week bb daddy was knocking up bb mama #4.

I needed the ex-stripper’s love of women and enthusiasm to not unhinge my overwhelming rage on bb daddy and make my pregnancy difficult. I was committed no matter what to try to be as peaceful emotionally and calm in my life as possible. I knew my ex-stripper would be excited to see my bump, no matter how small or big. He was always a gentleman before, too. Grabbing my bags and getting my coat whenever I arrived. Of course I had to sleep over. I was the flakier one than him earlier on. He called me out on accountability once, I used to be into ghosting people and I could not handle life, even if I cared about someone. I stopped doing that. I don’t think I was used to the sincerity and giant warmth he radiates and not being ashamed of being slutty. He never once shamed me or put me down in all the years I’ve known him.

He was one of the only people I knew outside of my non-sexual friends (all of them know), who I could talk to about work. He would be excited to hear about my day or weird experiences, my shitty interactions or funny stories. He could not get enough. That has stayed consistent. I could drink, even if he didn’t. He had some just for those occasions. When I first met him, his arrogance put me off, but it is a slight whatever in all the other qualities. I remember seeing his bookshelf the first time I came over, “Ohh you have lovely books. Kurt Vonnegut!”

“Yeah, I’m somebody with taste!” He laughed

I was not impressed.

He has a king size bed and soft sheets. All the usual slut gear handy, the big condoms, lube, baby wipes, and vibrator for the lady if needed. He fucks like a strong bear with an insatiable thirst for pleasure. He is a true hedonist in my views, unapologetic in his pleasure seeking. He was one of the only people I knew really bummed out when I went red. He loved my dark hair and light eyes. He liked who I was. Who I am. I adore him in the same ways I have felt towards camper van, but am not sure if I will ever see my wealthy bratty camper van friend again. Except camper van never knew my whole story, just some of it.

My ex-stripper isn’t satisfied with one sex, two sex, he is primal and I love that. He growls a bit and I love that. I scratch his back and he flows into the pleasure.

I would be overwhelmed by his sex stories. The sex swing, we never used but he would have. The swinger parties he used to host in the East Coast. The orgies, the threesomes. I am a nervous freckle among stories like that. Lost in trance over the tsunami of lust and openness. He would reach out to me and I would ignore him. One time I was sitting in a subway restaurant exhausted from work, and he was walking by. A neighbourhood he is never, ever in. He began waving and came inside right away. I was so excited to be there with him and saw him a couple days later. I love chance encounters like that and believe they happen for a reason. He fosters dogs and has never had one long term. He got into wood working in his home which I found bizarre in his tiny apartment, but he always seems to make things work while holding onto great enthusiasm. I know it is possible, but I can’t wrap my head around seeing him sad or even angry. I can’t imagine it even if I try to.

He is a great cuddler, he hugs tightly, but not too tightly. He grabs my hair and spanks me, he never has to be told what to do or why. He just knows. He would tell me about his other dates sometimes which I wasn’t a big fan of, but it didn’t matter.

When Covid is over you can bet your ass I am seeing if he is around because I have not seen him since before I moved away, 5 months pregnant in 2020.

 

The Biomedical Engineer and Synchronicity

Lovers Diary VIII,

The Biomedical Engineer and Synchronicity

I seem to have an affinity for engineers like collecting Pokemon cards. I adore them and they like me too. The biggest chatterboxes I’ve known, which I love, hard working, into the cliché romance performance I find ravishing, and they are loyal. I can assume if we are seeing each other, that’s that. Well, #2 to work, and that’s fine. They also do not let up until they get your attention in some subtle, coming at it from the sides innocent tactic, I’ve experienced at least. I used to pop into tinder for a day or two once or twice a year if I didn’t have a boyfriend, find what I like and delete my profile. I was not into the biomedical engineer, at all, he had terrible photos, which isn’t surprising, and a bare profile. I love nerds, but in general many nerds don’t know how to present themselves for dating. I’m usually the one bulldozing into their life, okay you’re my boyfriend now. This one was different in that he was relentless. Which I like.

One time he showed up, unannounced at my front door. All 6’4 covered in fiber glass from work just to say hello. “I was driving by and I saw you at the window!” He couldn’t hug me properly, I didn’t understand. Until later that day my leg was covered in shards from the pieces of fiber glass. I have very sensitive skin and scar easily. It was horrible. It took months to heal properly. He took me to Butchard Gardens and took pictures of us. He took me to the most magical, weird hidden park bursting with the most beautiful blooms. We both love flowers. I wish we had had sex there. He took pictures there as well with my dog. I come across the pictures sometimes and can’t bring myself to delete them.

He would jog from his place down the road just to meet me at the bus stop to his place. He was into mountaineering and fit as fuck because of that and rock climbing in general. With strength like that, many sexual positions are available and the sexual athleticism is a fabulous afternoon. He had glasses, which many guys I’ve dated seem to have. I made a cheesy picnic for him on my large balcony and we watched a movie he loved, which I came to enjoy too. We had the kind of naughty, discreet sex while your roommates are asleep, but could come to the kitchen and see you fucking at any moment type date. Warm in blankets with me on top of him and very muffled among the darkness and tea light candles. He had a tattoo that said “strength” on his sculpted pectoral, but facing him so he could see it and I would trace my fingers across it while on top of him. He could have been a model. He liked spoken word poetry, I love poetry too.

We went out to dinner with my best friend who is always my psychic other half and confidant. She is always right and I never fucking listen, even after a decade. He would wash his hands before a meal and was very proper for someone who grew up redneck. It seemed like a weird dichotomy. He told me I would be an amazing teacher. I was floored someone would say that, because at the time I didn’t believe it, he told me I would be a great mother.

Except, that same night, he had a couple sips of beer left. I have a habit of eating or drinking parts of someone’s food if I am really into them. I used to sit on my daddy’s lap and do the same as a bb. It is a great form of affection from me. I drank a sip of his beer and he freaked out at me. I said we could order another. “No, there was the perfect amount left in that glass”, he said. I was too bubbly to notice how weird that was until I told my best friend who hated that interaction.

He always wore baggy clothes, you would never know he had a sculpted body unless looking at his forearms. I loved his home, I pass it every week on the bus, it suited him impeccably. He had good taste in decorating, Upstairs was a loft type space, woodsy, a bed so very inviting. Climbing a wooden ladder to escape to the comfort. A mirror across from us and I would sit down, soon my legs spread eagle and him hugging me and fucking me. He would cook and I would sit and write on his scrap graph paper he always had everywhere. He was organized, clean, tidy and had a bunch of books and plants. The space was vintage, with a balcony bigger than the living room and kitchen.

Our time was transient, he got a job offer soon after finishing his Ph.D, a job in the bigger city at UBC in exactly what he wanted and would have to move away. My friends were upset how everything went down, I absolutely unhinged a bit temporarily. He got me into Neroche, which became one of my top favourite artists for a few years now. At the time I was between cities, living here, travelling twice a week to the bigger city. Ferries are a drag that often with the bus and walking, but I did it for two years. The first time we met, he flipped a pretty charming segue into picking me up from the ferry, the last one late at night. He had been looking for an opportunity to meet me, and captured it. I said yes. In the car he turned on an artist, “I think you will really love this music”. Yeah, okay.

Except, yeah. It speaks to my soul deeply. I used to listen to it everyday for a couple years. I still listen to Neroche often. Tryptamine is my favourite album. Maybe coincidence, maybe not that he knew me so well. We didn’t end well, but I left with parts of my soul I needed back. Maybe that’s why it caused a lot of pain, I was also going through the beginning phases of my sleep disorder medication and routine. Experiencing a lot of episodes and depression. He was focused on work and whatever else. He was into tarot, which I found bizarre for someone involved in his areas to be into. I have been into it half my life. I struggled off and on validating why it meant anything to me. He believed in it. I began tarot again and I don’t do it often, it has a special place in me. I just don’t deny what I use it for or what I believe in anymore.

He would rub oil on me and enter from behind with a grace and allure I haven’t met in many. I don’t think he had been with many girls, but we had extreme chemistry.

Songs would come on both of us had an affinity to, he would think I slipped something onto his player. “No, why do you have this song? I love this song too.” Songs I had not told him I loved.

I found out from weird feelings he had two fb accounts. Under two completely different names. I got vindictive and reported one, it got reinstated though. There was always a lingering something, something not being told. He acted very different on the one account from the other. A person I did not recognize in character. I could see the public posts and he didn’t know I knew about it. I apologized a couple years later for acting crazy. Except, now I wish I hadn’t of apologized because I do think I was reacting to something weird untold. Albeit, really reacting. I’ve learned a lot since then in how someone acts and their vibes. Regardless, I don’t take back the fierce sex, the Neroche or tarot. I’ve learned from a few experiences now if I even get the feeling I need to snoop, I am just leaving.

I don’t intend to speak to him again.